Being a partial explanation for why I have not posted much recently.
Sandor: What color is the hat?
Sandor: Well, actually, it’s green.
Baby: …No, purple!
As my wife and I are engaged in a normal conversation in the car.
Baby: No talking!
As we are eating at a sushi restaurant.
Baby: More dirt!
Baby, gesturing: More dirt!
Sandor: You mean tobiko?